Murphys Laws of Communication

Just for fun... here are Murphys laws of communication.

1. If your message can be misunderstood, it probably will be.
2. Even if your message cannot be misunderstood, it will still probably be misunderstood.
3. If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes damages.
4. There is always someone who knows better than you what you meant by your message.
5. The more we communicate, the worse communication succeeds.
6. The more we communicate, the faster misunderstandings propagate.
7. The importance of a message is inversely proportional to the square of the distance of the sender.
8. The more important the situation is, the more probably you forget to include something essential.